Dojo Community – The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Not long after the Dojo opened its doors, the community exploded with the aid of its very own exclusive, members-only Facebook group. As you know — in a world dictated by robots — nothing is sacred anymore. To celebrate this horrific reality, I’m dedicating this post to some of the more memorable events in the name of nostalgia for both current and past members to look back on when we’re old, withered, and waiting to die.

And, of course, to give those considering Bali, and Dojo as your co-working destination a taste for what you can look forward to.

Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, here are six of the many community highlights we have been fortunate enough to witness that is suitable for the Internet.

  1. Big times. The time Sherline serenaded Michael on his birthday with the theme song from Disneys, Frozen. It’s his favorite. I think it’s important to point out that this took place in the cafe during one of the busiest periods of the day, and Sherline was NOT under the influence. From someone who’d have to be Pete Doherty fucked up to sing in front of a crowd, let alone serenade someone — especially Michael — I’m throwing out a major ‘fair fucks’ to Sherline for that one, and all the contributions and laughs she continues to provide us with.
    A year prior, Martin Henley orchestrated a spectacular prank on Micheals birthday, but unfortunately, that cannot be disclosed here. Suffice to say, he got Punk’D. Big time. And please note, this type of behavior is always condoned.
  2. Slightly more contentious. This comment by Jason Wurz in the Dojo Community is the stuff of legends.
    “Just found a freshly used condom in the middle of the floor on the upstairs right bathroom… took one for the team and put in the trash and properly sanitized the affected tile. If you’re gonna get freaky here please at least have a little respect for the rest of us and properly secure all sexual paraphernalia in the trash! Your cooperation is much appreciated.”
    Poetry. The culprit is yet to be found. While members do hook up on occasion, freaky behavior in the bathroom is not something we condone. Yes, the bathrooms are a far cry nicer than others you find on the island, but hardly The Playboy Mansion. There’s a bathroom with a shower in it and they decide to use the tiny one upstairs? It’s disgusting. I have a theory, though. Basically, I think it was a solo mission, but my lawyers have advised me to say no more on the subject.
  3. Staying on the topic of love. This next spot is dedicated to one young ladies pursuit of actual love. Not just a romp in the jacks. There was one problem. She forgot her lotharios name. And so she took to Facebook to track him down with this heartfelt note.Dear Dojo team,
    I know you’re probably super busy so I’m hoping you’ll be really kind…and humor me.
    I normally don’t believe in regrets, but, last week in Canggu I met a really special Austrian guy, and somehow, despite us hanging out all evening, I didn’t get his contact details…or… even his name.
    I’m back in Sydney, and feeling blue – and now a bit embarrassed too – so I’m hoping you would take pity on me and help me get in touch with him. As he said he’s a member of a co-working space in Echo beach, which must you guys, right?
    He’s a blondish, vegan, surfing, lovely dude on a laptop, which I know sounds like every guy in Canggu. But he’s Austrian (not Australian!!) which should help narrow it down.
    Give it up for Austria yo! I think it’s safe to say she’s a fan of Elizabeth Gilbert, and we commend her efforts, unfortunately, the dude had left the building.
  4. Enter alcohol. Drunk people have been doing stupid shit all over the world ever since the Irish invented the stuff, but this member confused stupid with being a dick. He also failed to realize the eye in the sky is always watching. The CCTV was on hand to bite him in the ass after he drunkenly used his friend as a decoy while he snatched a pair of melon sunglasses from their display. The staff here are too savvy for these antics. The next day, when he casually walked through the door sporting his new frames, he very quickly realized he was holding a busted flush. Fortunately for him, the police were left out of it, and he got away with paying for the glasses and a weeks community service cleaning the beach. If you’re a thief. You’re a dick. Don’t come here.
  5. It breaks my heart that I missed this one, but regardless, I think it’s my favorite.
    Picture this: the owner of a scooter literally chasing a member around the Dojo yelling and screaming while attempting to hit him with a stick because he was two weeks late on his scooter payment. Hilarious.
  6. Last, but certainly not least. The Dojo Mannequin challenge. A true community effort
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eulogJQwo-I

Nobody was hurt in any of these incidents, and all mentioned have given their consent. Except for Haren. That’s banter in poor taste on my part. But it’s really love if you think about it.

Dojo Bali - IS OFFICALLY CLOSED

Dojo Bali is a coworking space located on the beautiful island of Bali, Indonesia. Dojo Canggu is open 24/7 and located at Echo Beach, Canggu offering a collaborative and relaxing coworking environment. New locations are coming soon. Stay tuned to find out where the next Dojo will be set up.

Dojo Bali is a Registered Trademark and under license of PT Mintox, Indonesia
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